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since taz seems to be firing up again thought I’d post my absolute favorite bit from the entire arc so far
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Some heros wear capes
I… have only seen this in screenshots.
I never knew Let’s Go Lesbians was based on a true story.
The most beautiful of tales!
the signs as monster factory quotes :-)
aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?
taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!
gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix
cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld
leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?
virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look
libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner
vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away
sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet
capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church
aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories
pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean
